I’m apologizing in advance to John Lennon and Paul McCartney

I hosed off Moose on Saturday after our ride, then I turned him out to roll (since he likes doing that.) Then I took cameraphone pictures, then I wrote a really bad song parody about it. I blame my friend Tracie for getting Hey Jude stuck in my head. :-)

 

Hey Moose (sung to the tune of  “Hey Jude”, by the Beatles)

 

Moose the horse

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Hey Moose, you need a bath
Take a dirty horse and get him wetter
Remember I’ll bring the soap and a brush
Then I can start to make it better

Hey Moose, don’t be afraid
It’s just some water and a bucket
And the minute I put you back in your stall
Then you’ll go roll and get all muddy

 

Moose the horse

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And anytime I hose you off, hey Moose, refrain
Don’t get that dirt all over your shoulders
For well you know I’ll give you another bath
And that’ll make your world a little colder
Na na na, na na, na na na na

 

Moose the horse

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Hey Moose, don’t let me down
You are clean now, so stay that way
Remember to wait to roll ‘till you’re dry
And in the meantime, just eat your hay

 

Moose the horse

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So let it out and let it in, Hey Moose, begin
You’re waiting for me to leave so you can roll
And don’t you know that I’m onto you?
Hey Moose you’ll do
‘Cause you know even dirty I’ll still love you
Na na na, na na, na na na na, yeah

Hey Moose, you need a bath
Take a dirty horse and get him wetter
Remember I’ll bring the soap and a brush
Then I can start to make him cleaner
Cleaner, cleaner, cleaner, cleaner, cleaner, oh!!

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah
Hey Moose…

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